HA!

Too funny:

 “No longer will I have to endure watching candidates like Hillary Clinton engaging in single-pump handshakes with voters, as I use every last ounce of restraint not to shout out, ‘No! Warm double-clasp! Warm double-clasp!'” Clinton said. “America deserves someone who can do it right.”

Be sure to check out The Onion’s descriptions of the candidates – no matter what your leanings, they’re hilarious!

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